Shipping policy

SHIPPING & LOGISTICS: PLEAD THE FIFTH

I. DISPATCH PROTOCOL

Orders are not merely "shipped"; they are released.

• Processing: Please allow 3–5 business days for our team to authenticate and prepare your artifact for transit.

• The Window: Orders placed after 4:00 PM EST on Fridays will be entered into the queue the following Monday.

• Exclusivity: During high-volume "drops," processing times may extend. In this world, quality and security take precedence over speed.

II. TRANSIT DOMAINS

We utilize a curated network of elite carriers (UPS, DHL, FedEx) to ensure your package remains untouchable until it reaches your hands.

III. INTERNATIONAL BORDERS

Plead the Fifth ships globally, transcending jurisdictions.

• Duties & Taxes: For international acquisitions, all import duties, customs fees, and local taxes are the sole responsibility of the recipient. * The 2026 De Minimis Rule: Please be aware that international customs thresholds have tightened. Your local authorities may hold your package until these compacts are settled. We do not intervene in governmental holdings.

IV. TRACKING & SURVEILLANCE

Upon dispatch, a unique tracking sequence will be transmitted to your provided coordinates. Use this to monitor your artifact’s progress. Once the carrier marks the status as "Delivered," our responsibility concludes. We do not provide replacements for artifacts stolen from your premises.

V. RESTRICTIONS

• No P.O. Boxes: We do not ship to anonymous boxes. We require a physical destination to ensure successful hand-off.

• Address Integrity: Ensure your coordinates are precise. We cannot reroute an artifact once the movement has begun.